The Zombie Sentry

Stop paying for AI that isn't thinking. Save up to 20% on GPU bills by killing hung agents in real time.

Forgotten notebooks. Runaway loops. Agents stuck firing the same kernel a thousand times a second while the bill clock runs. We watch the kernel-launch fingerprint of every PID through the eBPF ring buffer. When a process crosses the threshold, we alert — and if policy says so, the kernel signals SIGKILL within milliseconds. Your CFO gets the GPU-hours back.